We shall call her Alice.
06.26.2012 § 5 Comments
At first glance, you may think my sister and I were following a 10-year-old down the escalator.
You’d be mistaken. This girl was at least 20.
She flew out of the Lego store and sped past us with her empty Venti Frapp cup, at which point I grabbed my sister and made “the eyes.” The eyes that say, what the heck is happening here?
Upon showing our mom this photo later in the day, her response was, “That backpack looks a little odd for a girl her age.”
Really? Just the backpack? Not the Alice in Wonderland getup?
If you’re old enough to be getting Venti anythings at the mall by yourself, you’re old enough to not be wearing that.
Wonder what Joan Rivers would have to say about this.