I happily picked your line based on the fact that you were only buying one six pack of beer, which led me to believe that I’d be getting out of the grocery store with my three packages of blueberries and two twelve packs of soda pretty quickly. Particularly given that it was the evening rush.
But my happiness subsided and turned into annoyance when I realized you were paying purely in coinage.
Though walking up when you had $1.86 left to go and watching you get down to 46 cents using nothing larger than nickels and dimes, only to run out of change and end up putting in a dollar bill to make up the balance, which THEN resulted in a bunch of change being dumped back out at you, made me laugh inside. VERY much.
So thanks for bringing back the happiness.