Over Labor Day weekend I took my first trip to Door County, Wisconsin for a good friend’s wedding. And being my first trip, the day after the wedding I thought I’d do a little mini sightseeing before heading home. So I grabbed the official “Pocket Dictionary to the Peninsula” out of the hotel’s lobby for a little, well, guidance.
Now, I know that my pockets happen to be on some shorts that are a little shorter than others. But by no means were my pockets tiny.
Therefore, I’ve decided the pocket guide is just a figure of speech, not to be taken literally.
As I could literally not get this in my pocket.
Oh well. I enjoyed my local coffee and scone just the same.